Not sure what bit me...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/03/2016 at 19:59 • Filed to: He gon die

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But it sure doesn’t feel good.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:06

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Probably a brown recluse. Better chop your arm off.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:08

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It was nice knowing you. You had a good run.

CRider > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:09

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We can save you but we’ll need to amputate. I’ll get the skilsaw.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:10

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But is the Celica OK?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:10

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Celica... puppies... uh, Tom Selleck.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:12

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If You Die Can I Have Your Celica?

Matt Nichelson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:13

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Welp, been nice knowing ya. Who’s getting the Celica in the will?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:18

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According to WebMD, it’s cancer due to AIDS

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:18

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Do you have children’s Benadryl on hand in case it also bit the puppy?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/03/2016 at 20:19

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Damn, my two least favorite conditions and or diseases

No Prius Needed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:20

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Its cancer.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > facw 06/03/2016 at 20:20

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Sure do

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 06/03/2016 at 20:20

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NO I will curse my wife with a will that requires her to drive it daily

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > No Prius Needed 06/03/2016 at 20:21

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Cancer sure is itchy

qbeezy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:32

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Spider?

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:35

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It was nice knowing you. Your arm will fall off first, then your penis, then you die.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 20:42

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/03/2016 at 20:54

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As a self certified doctor, I think its Ebolaids.

Rico > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 21:04

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The spiders have turned against you! That's why we kill them!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rico 06/03/2016 at 21:05

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easy come easy go

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 21:11

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When you turn to a zombie and I have to cut your head off, can I have the truck?

CTSenVy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 21:17

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I think this is how the Walking Dead started.

scoob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 21:25

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bai

Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 21:27

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Looks like a water bear nest.

They’ve already hatched at this point. Once they get large enough the lump will migrate towards your leg eventually exiting from your knee pit.

pImpOfThePerverse > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 21:44

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Celica weevil.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > No Prius Needed 06/03/2016 at 22:48

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Iz not a too-muh

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2016 at 23:02

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I like how there was zero concern for your well-being in that comment.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jvirgs drives a Subaru 06/04/2016 at 00:00

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I imagine people that know me in real life would react similarly

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 06/04/2016 at 01:47

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Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/04/2016 at 10:46

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I’ll honor your wishes... then LS swap the Paseo and rename the dog Hilux